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Mom’s homemade fruit juice and #saltfish #codfish #fritters for breakfast. I feel like a kid again. #Jamaica

suckonthedickimashark:

thebullysplayground:

What?! Why is this….what?! I um…why?!

suckonthedickimashark:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Comparing raw sex to jumping out of an airplane without a parachure is a very virgin-like metaphor. They should’ve said 

GET REAL

Pussy just feels really awesome and you lied for it

suckonthedickimashark:

buzzfeed:

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” - William Shakespeare

shit got me heated

gritsinmisery:

Cuteness replenishment time.

(via suckonthedickimashark)

Lots of work to do… #wip still kinda weird to have people willing to pay for this stuff. I just want to thank all those people who are encouraging me and believe in me considering that I don’t believe in myself.

…and one more #monogram to match the wedding colors. Best wishes you two.

Presented the bride-to-be @missjovibabi with her monogram paintings this weekend.